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I excel at quitting early and fucking up my life.


Mar 24th at 5PM / via: first-kisss / op: sexual-passion / 86,807 notes


Mar 24th at 4PM / 0 notes

<3 !

haha youre so cute <3


nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell


Mar 24th at 3PM / via: thefrogman / op: thecutestofthecute / 120,028 notes

thefrogman:

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persequimur:

Just my edit.

persequimur:

Just my edit.


vodka-and-ashtrays:

☮☯♡

vodka-and-ashtrays:


cupidandpsyche:

Victorian Maiden


vodka-and-ashtrays:

☮☯♡

vodka-and-ashtrays:


Mar 24th at 3PM / via: demonistic / op: c-isnenegro / 40,489 notes

vodka-and-ashtrays:

☮☯♡

vodka-and-ashtrays:


Mar 24th at 3PM / via: you-found-what-i-hid / op: poyzn / 291,720 notes

venivincere:

hellotimbuktu:

There is a man out there … who rescues owls …

hope in humanity restored.

I would like to court this gentleman with intention to marry.


Teaching Yebin a lesson (x)


Mar 24th at 3PM / via: you-found-what-i-hid / op: fawnbabe / 268,250 notes

well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors

respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised

calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you


schoolgirllover:

Why can’t people be really fucking spontaneous more often. Like why don’t people get on buses in the middle of the night to see someone or call them and say what they feel exactly how they feel it. It’s all fucking mundane shit, trying to keep your cool, playing hard to get, hinting and confusing signals ugh I hate it