haha youre so cute <3
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
There is a man out there … who rescues owls …
hope in humanity restored.
I would like to court this gentleman with intention to marry.
Teaching Yebin a lesson (x)
well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors
respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised
calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you
Why can’t people be really fucking spontaneous more often. Like why don’t people get on buses in the middle of the night to see someone or call them and say what they feel exactly how they feel it. It’s all fucking mundane shit, trying to keep your cool, playing hard to get, hinting and confusing signals ugh I hate it